Over a Cup of Barako

Smart(ass) Parenting:

2011-02-26T19:03:00.001-08:00

Laugh TRip (02/27/2011)
Smart(ass) Parenting:

by: Ez

A guy I work with was telling me that his son, who is 17,
thinks that he is ugly. The lack of self-confidence seems
to bother his dad who as I suspected didn't believe or
didn't want to accept that his boy is ugly.

In an effort to determine the kid's level of ugliness I asked

"Is he a virgin?"

"Of course." he said.

"Well, there you go. A young man's idea of how handsome he
is is directly related to the amount of pussy he's getting."
I logically asserted.

"What? That's ridiculous." once again the guy in-denial defends
his ugly son.

"Sorry, but it's true" I told him.

"Get pussy and you feel handsome, no pussy no handsome"

Which is a rather simple logical explanation.

"Is everything about pussy with you?" the guy asked

Logically again I answered "Yes. And so does the rest of
the not-ugly society of men"

Logically,
Ez

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"Girls have Teeth Down There"

A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting
outside of the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come
out. While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when
his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his
hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out of there!"
she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down
there?" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and
thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten.

For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing
all women have teeth between their legs. When he was 17,
a grade-A dentistry student of a top university, he gets a
girlfriend. One night, while the girlfriend's parents were
out of town, she invites him over for a little "action".

After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she
says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want."

"What do you mean?" he asks.

"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says,
pointing to her crotch.

"HELL NO," he cries, "you've got teeth down there!"

"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such thing
as teeth down there!"

"Yes, there are ..." he says, "... my Mom told me so."

"No, there aren't!" she insists. "Here, look for yourself."
With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little
peek.

"No, I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that all
women have teeth down there."

"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her
panties, throws her legs behind her head and says,

"LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there."

The boy takes a good long look and replies,

"Well, after seeing the condition of those gums, I guess
I'm not surprised at all!"

-Ez

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A Blind Date Tactic:

2011-01-19T10:48:00.000-08:00

Laugh TRip (01/21/2011)
A Blind Date Tactic:

by: Ez

It's been a long while since I've posted here. Having said that, let's catch up on the funnies.

A Blind Date Tactic:

Joe sets up his chum Michael to go on a blind date with a friend
of a friend of his. But Michael is a little worried about going
out with someone he's never seen before.

"What do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike

"I'll be stuck with her all night."

"Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her
first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as
planned. If you don't just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake
an asthma attack."

So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she
comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is.
He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts:

.."Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"

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-Ez

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Pacman the Giant Layer ... I mean SLayer:

2010-11-14T01:11:00.000-08:00

Pacquiao Vs Margarito:
Pacman the Giant Layer ... I mean SLayer:
Wins an 8th World Title

by: BadaBingPatron@gmail.com

Okay, maybe Manny Pacquiao can pass off as any of the two and even both.

After pummelling Antonio Margarito to a distorted looking dude you can't help but wonder where the 4 inches of height advantage, over 12 pounds of weight advantage, and 6 1/2 inches of reach advantage were. They were definitely there in the first 2 rounds of the bout but after a few razor sharp blows to the face and side of the head the tall Tijuana Tornado was reduced to nothing more than an occasional gust of wind .... which isn't really bad considering that such can still blow skirts up. :) Still, that wouldn't be enough to topple the rapid punching Pacman who bagged the WBC Super-Welterweight Belt (Light Middleweight) and a record 8th world title.

The victory didn't come via a Knockout though. Just a lopsided Unanimous Decision. In fact, despite suffering an early gash below his right eye and eventually a cut on the side of the left eye, Margarito didn't even hit the canvass. He did come close to collapsing somewhere in the middle rounds but you have to give it to Antonio. The guy can Take punches and dish out a few frightening barrage of punches as well. I say he's a worthy opponent and earned his purse like a true sportsman.

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By mid the 11th Round, Pacquiao who has just finished bombing Margarito with his 3rd set of 4-punch-combos started looking around at Referee Laurence Cole anticipating a stoppage. But Cole gave Margarito the necessary credit and allowed the relentless Mexican to go on. .... Either than or Ref Cole got too sleepy after the 6th round since reports from ringside states that by mid-fight everyone in there got used to the sound of Manny's gloves hitting Margarito's face with a 'thud', 'bog', and a sorta 'ding-ding'. Maybe that made Cole a bit sleepy. :)

Here are the fight highlights from Yahoo!Sports' website:

When the smoke cleared Manny Pacquiao again Officially became the Fighter with the most world titles at 8, the current Pound-4-Pound King, and "probably" the best all-around boxer in the sport. Along with those, the official scorecards of the contest were as follows:

Jurgen Langos scored it 120-109 for Pacquiao
Glen Crocker had it 118-110 for Pacquiao
and Oren Schellenberger rated it 119-109 for Pacquiao

I personally scored it 119 to 110 for Pacquiao but awarded Margarito a bonus point every other round after the 7th round just for showing up every start of the Round. :) But seriously, the fight Antonio Margarito fought is something he should be proud of. It was money's worth for all the fans in there, the one's watching at home, and even the ones who resorted to illegal live feeds on their computer monitors. ;) It was a championship fight fought by two true warriors. It was quite a show.

... And just for that, I think I'll hand Margarito another bonus point.

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LeBron Nike Commercial Spoofed by Fans:

2010-11-06T07:19:00.000-07:00

Private Eye on a Public Pry:
LeBron Nike Commercial Spoofed by Fans:

by: Spook

Does he deserve this?

Sure he does.

:)

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-Spook

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Top 10 Reasons Why Trick or Treating is Better than Sex

2010-10-29T02:20:00.000-07:00

Laugh TRip (10/29/2010)
Reasons why Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex:
A Top 10 kinda thing:

by: Ez

It's the time of the year that having an ugly kid doesn't matter that much. :) Yes, ladies and gentlemen it's Trick or Treat Weekend once again, and as clubs host leopard printed slutty outfit, various neighborhoods will be welcoming ghouls and ghost.

Enjoy this Season's Joke Creeps!
Ez

The Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex:

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in
the 'sack'.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it
again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you
some.

6. It's okay if the person you're with fantasizes you're
someone else, because you actually are someone else.

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5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next
door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and
groaning.

2. There's a lot less guilt the morning after.

1. You can DO the whole neighborhood.

Trick or Treat!
-Ez

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Anna Chapman BLOWS her COVER for MAXIM Russia:

2010-10-26T02:18:00.001-07:00

Private Eye on a Public Pry:
Modern Day Spy Anna Chapman Blows her COVER
..... for MAXIM Russia - November 2010:

by: Spook

Taking your COVER off is the opposite of going Undercover, right? :) And "Nobody Does it Better" than Anna. At least not quite like Anna Chapman did it.

After declining various offers to show more of her Red Meat (one of the generous offers even to the extent of performing in a Porn flick for Vivid) Anna decided that the best way to give both the US, UK and her too talkative Ex-Husband the Finger is to take up the offer of her beloved Russia's own publication of MAXIM. And in the November 2010 publication Anna came out with a shoot that was sexy, provocative, and quite revealing. Something very few non-models could pull. After the "Read on" link below, we'll give you a glimpse of Anna Chapman off the pages of MAXIM Russia:

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As promised here are some of Anna Chapman's MAXIM RUSSIA November 2010 shots:

In the interest of National Security, it would be best that these photos be scanned and checked for possible traces of spy CODES, encrypted messages and the likes. You'll never know if somewhere in between those provocative poses lies encrypted messages for some International Contact posing as your regular leech of a pervert. ;) With the help of my trusty Zoom-In Magnifier which comes in handy in detecting and enhancing Nipple Pokeys and Cameltoes, I took the liberty of Zooming into Anna's choice photographs for signs of Spy Codes. Here's how it went:

Scanning Complete: CLEAN!

Scanning Complete: CLEAN!

Scanning Complete: Except for that Pinkish thing, it's CLEAN! ;)

For the full pledged glorious shoot, check out my Source's Page

-Spook

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Ez on EC - My Entrecard Experience:

2010-10-22T04:49:00.001-07:00

My Own 2cents Worth (10/22/2010)
Ez on EC:
My Entrecard Experience

by: Ez

Okay, so if you're an Entrecard fellow dropper, you probably know that this is but my feeble attempt to win 5,000 EC Credits. :) Yeah, I've never really won anything in my life. Except this one time I played cards with a few 9-year olds ... that was just last week ;) ... nevermind that. :)

This blog has been with Entrecard for over 2 years now. Way before the new management/team took over and right around the time that bald dude who is now connected to CMF Ads was started the Entrecard Show. :) The thing is, Entrecard has been a solid source of traffic for this blog. If it weren't for Entrecard provided traffic my visitors would have been no more than the two friends I have, the two friends each of them have, and everyone who gets directed into here searching for stuff like 'Sex Tapes', 'Scandal', and 'Bill Clinton Thought the CODES were for Strip Poker on PC' ;). Thanks to Entrecard, I have at least 400 fellow EC-members dropping by daily. ... is it lame that I had to lie about the number of droppers? :) I guess it is.

The Pros and Cons comes after the Read on Jump ahead:

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Entrecard PROS:

*Driving Traffic into your blog is way easier than promoting your blog, blog per blog - It would take around 5 times the effort commenting on other blogs and way, way cheaper than having to pay for ads.

*It's Traffic in an instant and at the pace you dictate - I'm thinking that a good estimate of Entre-Traffic that you get is equivalent to 60-80% of the regular drops you make. Meaning if you are like me who drops 300 cards per day (cough-cough lame), you're bound to get Entrecard Reciprocal Drops of about 180 to 240 per day. If you complement that with timely advertising and the usual Blog Promotions, then you're bound to get 100% or More of traffic for what you dished out.

*Entrecard is a supportive community ... generally that is - Which makes the whole system of dropping and receiving drops work fluidly.

Entrecard CONS:

* Dropping is so time consuming that even if you use a team of those QUICK DROPS support sites, it still will eat a lot of your time. Especially if you plan to make 300 drops. Which makes it rather tiring after awhile.

* The Credits you Earn are no good in the Real World ;) - During the time of the Bal... BEN. ;) They allowed people to trade EC Credits for Cash out in the open and even supported Official Cash Exchange for EC Currency. Which gives dedicated Droppers a bit of return to the time they spent EC-dropping. It also gives willing-advertisers who don't have enough credits Instant Advertising Options. I could be wrong but I think EC Credits' value would increase significantly if it can be exchanged for Cash.

That's where CMF Ads and Adgetize have it sorta better.

* Reality Sucks- Unless you are like Don of Beyond Left Field, or the funny blogger of COMEDY PLUS, or the boys of Kanto Tinio Thumblogger... which isn't an EC affiliated Blog ;), or any of the bloggers you will find on our blog's right side bar :), then gaining traffic may be Easy but RETAINING traffic isn't. Just like a chick who won't go out with you ;) if you have nothing that'll make her interested to stay then your traffic is only as good as your ability to make those drops. .... Which isn't really an Entrecard CON anymore but more like a talentless blogger's dilemna. ;)

All in all, Entrecard is a Great Idea and an effective one at that. Sure it has it's flaws but it's probably the best friend a talentless blogger will have in the cyberworld of blogging.

.... Can I exchange my 5,000 EC Prize for Cash? :)

Anticipating Victory,
-Ez

*if your an EC user, you can join the same Entrecard Contest through this link: Entrecard Contest- Everyone Wins 5,000 credits (it's a sure win ;) )

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Lesnar Vs Velasquez at UFC 121

2010-10-21T06:08:00.000-07:00

UFC 121:
Lesnar Vs Velasquez:
UFC 121 Title Bout

by: BadaBingPatron@gmail.com

Unless you live in a Cave or you happen to be a Woman, then you probably are aware that UFC Champ Brock Lesnar is set to defend his UFC Heavyweight Title this weekend (have you found a cave yet?). :)

Last July, Lesnar defended the same UFC Title and that's after surviving over 20 or so big punches while down on this back, from Shane Carwin. That's Carwin who punches like a hammer. That fight redefined many of the current sports critics' opinion about Lesnar's ability to take hits. I don't think there would be a lot of fighters out there who will be able to take what he took in over 1 minute worth of beating. Especially snap back and win the match the following round.

This Saturday evening, Lesnar will try to defend his crown again at UFC 121. This time it's against versatile 28-yr old Cain Velasquez who is 8-0 in the MMA. Velasquez isn't a heavy puncher, but he is solid and steady in his attacks. If he were a snake I'd say he's more like a python than anything that packs venom. If Brock were a snake I'd say he's a Rhino ... okay that wasn't a snake but Lesnar is too big and too brutish to be associated with snakes. :)

If there's one thing that differentiates Cain's style of fighting from Lesnar, it is his ability to counter, strike and move quickly. Speed is not going to be the fight plan for the challenger. It's going to be a combo of quickness and timing. ... Which safe to say it more like 30% skill and 70% "I hope I get lucky and catch him on the chin" :) . Still, the 8-0 record is a solid statement in the MMA.

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My bet however goes to Brock Lesnar. I think he holds quite an advantage both in size and raw strength. The only way I feel that Velasquez can steal this one from the champion is if he plays it patiently and at a distance. Preferably, long, long distance. Anything that would lead to Brock cornering him is just as good as submitting to Lesnar's submission holds.

Still, it's bound to be interesting fight.

Below are the official fight schedules of UFC 121:

The latest UFC 121 card now includes:

Main Card

Champ Brock Lesnar vs. Cain Velasquez (for heavyweight title)
Martin Kampmann vs. Jake Shields
Diego Sanchez vs. Paulo Thiago
Matt Hamill vs. Tito Ortiz
Gabriel Gonzaga vs. Brendan Schaub

Prelim Card (Not officially announced)
Ryan Jensen vs. Court McGee
Todd Duffee vs. Jon Madsen
Patrick Cote vs. Tom Lawlor
Sam Stout vs. Paul Taylor
Mike Guymon vs. Daniel Roberts
Chris Camozzi vs. Dongi Yang

- BadaBingPatron@gmail.com

Arianny Celeste's Leaked Playboy Photos are Inspirational:

2010-10-18T00:14:00.000-07:00

Laugh TRip (10/18/2010)
Arianny Celeste's Leaked Playboy Photos are Inspirational:

by: Ez

I had the rare opportunity to check-out the much-sought-after Arianny Celeste Playboy Nudie Pics just a few minutes ago. As I drooled over one photo of Arianny lifting dumbbells while naked, I realized that Women are not the weaker sex after all. Not that they are stronger than the men physically. Well, maybe Arianny is stronger than me but that's not the point. :) Maybe sometimes women are stronger than men, maybe they just don't look like it, and I don't know if I just did too much wanking ;) but man that awesome Octagon girl (now Playboy Cover Chick) forced entrepreneurial inspiration outta me. Folks! I think it's high time for over-sized Octagon shaped beds that can accommodate a few tough humping sessions. :)

What's the connection of all these to today's blog entry? .... SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION my friends (hey Fetus of Lakbay Philippines, is that what you were trying to teach me months back? :) ).

And here is today's joke which still made me realize how women are stronger than what we give them credit for. With all the shit they have to live with .... I think I'm starting to turn into a girl.

Ez

Tough Times

A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn't
had sex with him for 10 months. The doctor tells the man to
bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes
into the doctors office and the doc asks her what's wrong,
and why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband anymore.

The wife tells him, "Money has been really tight for us lately,
so I got a job downtown. For the past 6 months, every morning
I take a cab to work. I don't have any money so the cab driver
asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' so I take a
'or what'. When I get to work I'm late so the boss asks me,
'So are we going to write this down in the book or what?' so
I take a 'or what'.

Back home again I take the cab and again I don't have any
money so the cab driver asks me again, 'So are you going to
pay this time or what?' so again I take a 'or what'. So you
see doc when I get home I'm all tired out, and I don't want
it any more."

The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and
says:

"So are we going to tell your husband about this ... or what?"

:)

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Olivia Munn says "Putang Ina Mo" in the friendliest way:

2010-10-13T00:12:00.000-07:00

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Video: Olivia Munn Greets Filipinos Everywhere " Putang Ina Mo"

And we have the video to prove it.

Not that she means it, she probably doesn't even know what it means. Still, that probably was the best "mother fucker" translation on record.

This is something I LEARNED today reading through my favorite daily Inspirational site: FleshAsiaDaily

Here's the proof that Olivia Munn bad mouthed your moms in the best possible way someone could ever curse your mothers ... fuckers! :)

The video again came from this blog entry off Fleshasiadaily.com

Maybe next time somebody could teach Olivia to say "Mama, Kanto Tinio po ako!" ;)

Thumbs up too to Fondle-my-Moobs-Robin-guy.

-Spook

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An Explorer's Exploits:

2010-10-10T15:00:00.000-07:00

Laugh TRip (10/11/2010)
An Explorer's Exploits:
Some Party Jokes Worth Knowing

by: Ez

The good thing about contributing to this blog for 2 years now, is you get a shot at being well versed with jokes. This comes in handy in conversations, parties and even be a solid start-up to a good speech. Why just the other day I was abruptly called to say a few nice stuff at a male cousin I-didn't-know-I-was-related-to's engagement party. Not being well versed with Happy-Ever-After Speeches of Hope and fake promises of 'I won't screw hookers any more' ;), I decided to fire it up with a joke. I said: "Well, I'm related to the groom-to-be, and grooms don't get engagement rings they can brag about. But that's just fine. Because the only ring a guy really ever wants is a ring of lipstick at the base of their dongs. Hope you get your ring too, cous!"

..... I never said I was good in making speeches. I just said Jokes come in handy. :)

Enjoy the following funny treats for the week.

Ez

Trouble at the Outback

Our Hero, a British Explorer, arrives in Australia,
hired a car and set off for the outback. On the road
he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. He charged
the scene to experience. "I guess there is something
New in every adventure" he said to himself.

An hour after the sheep-shagging-scene, our Explorer
saw yet another bloke having his way with a sheep
by the side of the road.

Deeply horrified at the two scenes he saw, he decided
to drown all the weirdness he saw with alcohol. So he
pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch.

Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with
just one leg, masturbating furiously at the bar.

"For fuck's sake!" the Brith Explorer cried out loud to the
pub's bartender.

"What the hell's going on here? I've been here two hours,
I've seen two men shagging sheep by the countryside,
and now some bloke's wanking himself off by the bar!"

"Fair dinkum, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't
expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep! Ayt?"

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The Mysterious Prince and his Pecker

Our Hero, the same British Explorer from the previous joke,
is in a dark jungle, going where no western man has gone before.
Accompanying him is his trusted guide, interpreter, cook, and
troubleshooter in one.

The duo was out to uncover mysteries from deep in the jungle
where rumor has it, that several mystical tribes have lived there
for centuries.

One cold early morning, they arrive at a small lake and find a
handsome, black young man engaged in "playful activities" with
ten beautiful, black young women, all in the nude. The young
man had the biggest, strongest Penis the Brit had ever seen,
or even imagined. He was simply awed. He asked his guide who
this man was.

"He is the prince of the tribe that lives on the other side of the lake,
Sir," came the reply.

"This is his morning ritual. Take a swim in the cold lake and
converse with his women" the trusted guide added.

"Ask him," the awed Brit said to his companion, "how did his
penis get to be that size?" still astonished by the big penis
possessed by the gifted Prince.

The guide goes to the lake and talks to the man, who seems
to get very agitated by the conversation. Even embarrassed
up to a certain extent as the Prince tried to cover his exposed
member with a towel which didn't really do the job for the
Prince owned an enormous penis.

This didn't bother the explorer at all. He just had to know the
Prince's secret and was focused on that piece of information
alone.

"Well, what did he say?" asked the explorer to his assistant on
his return.

The guide recounted the Prince's message "He said ..."

" ' ... There is nothing wrong with my penis. What happened
is just common. Why??? Doesn't the White Man's penis
shrink in cold water too?' "

:)
Ez

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Arianny Celeste: The Race to her Scanned Lady Parts:

2010-10-10T11:12:00.000-07:00

Private Eye on a Public Pry:
The Race to Arianny Celeste's Scanned Lady Parts:
It's MMA-Madness in a New Game:

by: Spook

Playboy USA's October 2010 issue (the current issue) had my favorite actress(?) Sasha Grey igniting the cover story and Claire Sinclair reinforcing the inside spread. That's on top of the Pac 10 girls and the rest of the usual Playmates buttering-up what's in between. If you are an avid '"researcher" and "adult entertainment fan" or ... "pervert" should do too :) I think you'll agree that the Oct 2010 Playboy USA has all the necessary sting in 'em. But wait til you get your hands on the November 2010 issue. And THAT, my friends, is what this entry is all about.

Arianny Celeste the very popular MMA Octagon babe will be on the pages of Playboy November 2010. That's official! The thing is, this early people, '"researchers", "adult entertainment fans" and perverts alike are all racing for a sniff at portions of the copy since last Friday.

Cagepotato.com an All-About-The-MMA blog, was able to scan and publish a handful of the Arianny Plaboy shoot. Unfortunately, it had to be taken down before the typical Sunday Afternoon Private Bathroom time came. "Damn you, Hefner Suits!!!" :)

Thus this Cage Potato Contest cropped-up: http://www.cagepotato.com/category/ring-girls/

*Thanks to Fleshasiadaily.com for the Arianny Photo above*

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If you want to join the contest do it through this link: contest@cagepotato.com

Here's an Arianny Celeste Video Interview for her pending PLayboy Nudes' release (it's said to be set on late Oct):

I can't really blame the Playboy Legal Hounds. I'm sure they're more than willing to lay back on the unauthorized scanned photos provided their publications gets lead time on the magazine shelves. With the way the economy is going, people would rather jack-off with pics from their IPad they've acquired from free than costly monthly magazines. Wait! ... I think Technology is the one to blame and not the economy. Whatever! :) I still think .... well, it doesn't matter what I think. I think that Arianny Celeste's Playboy Spread is something to look forward to be it that you are a cheap freeloader or a target Playboy possible buyer statistic. When you've got something as sexy as this with her privates still covered ....

You can't help but cry:

"DAMN YOU, Hefner Suits!!!"

-Spook

Kim K's Kilos- Recycled onto Playboy Italy:

2010-10-08T10:31:00.001-07:00

Private Eye on a Public Pry:
Kim Kardashian on Playboy Italy Oct 2010:
Kim K's Kilos Recycled:

by: Spook

Kim Kardashian can't keep herself out of the pervert man's eyes and with good reason. When you've got 4 kilos worth of breast (each) and a butt that would qualify as an ottoman, there's no reason why you shouldn't peddle them around. This month's winning bid goes to Playboy once more. And this time, it's the Italian Publishers that gets the right to peddle Kim's Kilos.

Just last month Ms Kim K thought of filing legal action against the outfit's Cyber Club wing for posting on it's site more revealing photos off her original Playboy 2007 photoshoot (the entry and Photos you'll find -->HERE). Kim claims that she didn't sign off on the release of those photos particularly because some of them captured her snatch. All Playboy apparently was able to purchase were exclusive rights to publish photos of her Butt and Jugs. Her "lady privates", bush and clam altogether, weren't part of the 2007 purchase agreement.

I should have seriously taken-up law or economics. :)

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Shockingly enough (or maybe not) despite Kim Kardashian's complaint, Playboy still decided to re-release some of the 2007 pics but this time for Playboy's Italy. It was the same Kim spread in a low lit, semi-50's theme, which would included good chucks of her breasts but unfortunately, they reserved the snatch shots for their Online Mag.

There's really no science nor method to the madness except simple, logical and reliable law of economics. In a business sense "He who bids the most promising amount holds the power" or at least the authority to peddle Kim K's Lady Parts. And while Kim K holds onto the releasing the REAL GOODIES, the higher and higher the bid price goes.

Here's hoping Hefner cashes in on some Life Insurance he outlived and spends it all on a Kim K project. :)

Source: HERE

-Spook

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Oktoberfest: Tis' the Season to be Drunk and Merry:

2010-10-06T15:26:00.000-07:00

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Tis' The Season to be Drunk and Merry:

by: Ez

Oktoberfest is the season to be drunk and mary ... or maybe it's Merry.

... Damn, Beer and Pussy sums up to a confusing combination. Always!

Cheers!!!
Ez

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is
stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and
approaches, "Can I help you Sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the drunk replies while
pointing to the tip of the car key he was holding.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out... "..Shhhhit! My girl-
friend's gone, too!"

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The Dancing Cebu Pacific Flight Attendant, Named:

2010-10-05T11:43:00.001-07:00

Private Eye on a Public Pry:
The Dancing Cebu Pacific Flight Attendant::
Mystery of Cute Chick's Name uncovered:

by: Spook

Video of the dancing FA's of Phil Based Airline Company Cebu Pacific went viral mere hours after the dance number was posted on YouTube and Facebook. That's mainly because the Local Airline Company known for it's up-beat marketing tactics and fun promos came up with a really catchy gimmick. .... That's on top of a gimmick that the local rival airline company's aging FA's probably couldn't pull. Or, maybe "Refuse to be Subjected to" is more like the pro-feminist kind of reasoning that's more humane. :)

(photo shown above is from batangastoday.com)

While there are mixed reactions to the said clip, I think publicity such as this one will still spike Cebu Pacific's Sales. Here's the FA Dance Number again (go grab a cold beer now, boys):

The question in every guy's mind after watching the above video clip are as follows:

a) What's the name of that cute chick at the front most, jigging up and down and round and round?
b) Do they serve beer during Happy Hour Flights?
c) Is there room for a few Poles in the plane?
d) What's the CUP SIZE of that cute chick at the front most, jigging up and down and round and round?

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The Cute FA Chick's name according to this and this websites is: Karen Tracy Vitug.

Below, Tracy has one of those shiny name tags with some really awesome club-cock-logo to vouch for her identity. :)

(above pic from batangastoday.com website)

Wait just a minute. ... That ain't no Club-Cock Logo! That's Cebu Pacific's logo on a shiny name tag. ... I better get have my eyes checked. ;)

As to the Answers to questions B to D:

b) They only serve alcohol during international flights and only in 1st Class
c) There is room for Poles but it's dangerous to have them on board. Just imagine how bad it would hurt if a gay hi-jacker gets his hands on one and uses it on you.
d) My best guess is, 34 B-cup

Now while some sectors are criticizing the number as demeaning to women, I say it's still a catchy way to get everyone's attention as to how to buckle and unbuckle belts, PULL-out those vests, and BLOW into those 3-inch pipes. ;) On top of it all, I think it's a good way to get the necessary marketing mileage.

But what about the "pussy-for-sale" the dancing clip is allegedly Screaming of? I don't think it screams of anything. FA's have been the subject of 'DIRTY Thoughts' from dirty minded people long before this gimmick came about. I think even the FA's themselves understand that such misjudgments comes hand-in-hand with being admired.

I also think "pussy-for-sale" is still a few notches better than screeching "pussy-por-Kilo" :)

-Spook

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Paranormal Activity 2, Teaser Trailer #2:

2010-10-02T09:51:00.000-07:00

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Paranormal Activity:
Teaser Trailer #2

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The scariest flick with the scariest presentation just came out with their scariest Official Trailer for what I anticipate as the scariest horror sequel of all-time. I tell you, it's so spooky it's going to make you want to get a blow-job every night just so you won't have nightmares. ... Hmmm. I bet guys didn't know that trick during Paranormal Activity 1's run. Now you guys know better.

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Paranormal Activity 2's Teaser/Trailer #2 gives us a glimpse of the soon to premiere sequel. The story takes new characters (since Mica was murdered last time), but living in the same house, with the new couple living with a baby and a dog. You know dogs, right? They can sense ghosts. They can sense Terminator Robots and unwashed pussies too but Paranormal Activity 2 only covers ghosts. :)

For all it's worth, I think the teaser can easily cause a few screeches and screams. Tap the link below to get to watch the 2nd Trailer of Paranormal Activity 2 which is set to premiere Midnight (yes, the witching hour) of Oct 21:

Official Trailer #2 Link

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Ateneo Wins the UAAP 73 Crown:

2010-09-30T03:09:00.000-07:00

UAAP Finals:
Ryan Buenafe Lifts Ateneo over FEU 64-59:
ADMU pulls a 3-Peat

by: BadaBingPatron@gmail.com

Burly Ryan Buenafe stepped into the spotlight as he power-played and pivoted himself into lifting Ateneo De Manila University into grabbing this year's UAAP Men's Basketball Championship and the ADMU Blue Eagles a Three-Peat.

With under 30 seconds to go and ADMU enjoying a shaky 2-point lead at 59-61, Ryan Buenafe asked for the ball, called for isolation high up in the right side of their court, scoped the floor, and with 23 ticks left, pulled up from the 3-point territory and sank it like he owned it. It was magnificent, timely, and just what ADMU needed.

I don't know what Ryan was thinking when he took the shot but for all it's worth, that shot is exactly what separates goats from champions. Had he missed that shot and ended up giving up the game, he would have been just the 'Ryan Buenafe' who looked like he played big when he was with Nonoy Baclao and Rabeh Al-Hussaini. But since he made that shot, he gets to own this Championship as something he took even without the help of graduate Eagles Rabeh, Baclao, Tiu and last season's hero shooter Reyes. That shot also secured Buenafe the Finals MVP award.

In a low scoring Game Two, FEU looked like they have found a formula to steal one from the ADMU Blue Eagles. Play tough, rough, and rough some more, and hope to drive Ateneo out of sync.

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Indeed the game was one that the FEU Tams loves to play. A helter-skelter, chaotic one with lots of turn-overs and a lot of fouls. Unfortunately for the FEU Tams, Coach Norman Black found a rare rotation that had him shuffling big men, wing-men, around Monfort and Buenafe to counter play FEU's ranks. By the turn of the 3rd period, the Tams' key players collected so much fouls that their team fouls added with their turn-overs could very well rival their output.

Star Rookie Terrence Romeo was in foul trouble by the turn of the half along with 3 other Tamaraw and MVP RR Garcia was literally a non-factor. JR Cawaling was the only Tam that was consistent.

At the other side of the bench, seasoned Coach Black knew what he was going to do. Keep it close, and pounce when the time comes. That's exactly what he did as his offensive and defensive sets turned to over-drive with under 3 minutes left in the game 61 to 57 with Buenafe providing the anchor.

But after a Cervantes split from the charity and a turnover by Ateneo, Sanga was fouled while taking a shot from the three-point territory. It would have been a major game-changer had Sanga not converted only 1 of his 3-shots.

Then the game-clincher came into play with Ryan Buenafe firing a trey with their shot-clock ticking away and 23 ticks left in the game. That sealed the game shut. The final score 64-59 with the Ateneo Blue Eagles securing the UAAP 73's Men's Basketball Championship.

Credit should also go to Kirk Long despite an air-ball from the freethrow line late in the 4th quarter ;), Big Man Chua who provided the body inside the lane, Austria who looked like a spooky Giant version of Aisa Seguerra ;), of course the ever reliable Eric 'Kokey' Salamat

In the post-game interview, Ryan offered the game to the ADMU community and of course his Coach, Norman Black. That's Black-Magic for you.

Oh btw, it's also clear that even as this Championship Series is being played, Coach Black and the rest of the ADMU basketball execs are already eying a rare 4-Straight Championship which is a record of sorts still held by UST and Coach Aric Del Rosario.

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All in the Family

2010-09-24T06:25:00.000-07:00

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All in the Family

by: Ez

There certain Professionals in our lives who actually are more Personal Pals than they are Professionals. Good examples of such are Family Doctors, Hair Dressers/Beauticians/Barbers, the local Pharmacist, our Priest/Minister, and the old reliable Bartender at your local bar. Here's a joke a got from the Bartender of my local Pub.

Quite a good way to roll into Oktoberfest.

Here's to a fun weekend.

Cheers!,
Ez

All in the Family

A rich guy phones his Family Doctor:

"Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a man told the family
urologist on the phone.

The Doc was surprised having known the family for a long time
now, and he knows that the son was only 10 years old. Too young
to be exposed to STDs. Despite the shocking news, the doctor kept
his cool, stayed composed and professional. Investigating like a
good doctor he asked the man:

"How do you suspect he got it?"

The man replied:

"I'm not sure. But I think the only woman he's screwed is ... is ..
our Maid."

This was another shocking news for the doc for he has attended
a few family gatherings at the man's house and quite remembers
their maid to be pretty, curvaceous, and with long lean legs. She
was quite young too as he recalls. "No more than 20 yrs old"
he guessed all to himself.

Still, the doc remained calm and professional.

"Ok, don't be hard on your son. He's just a kid. Don't be so
hard on your maid too. She's just as much a kid." the medical
practioner soothed the troubled man over the phone.

"Get your son in here first thing tomorrow morning and I'll
take care of him. I'll also need a few extra minutes with him
once a week for sex education. Kids nowadays grow very fast and
we need to guide their growth properly. After I see your son tom,
we can take care of the maid's problem the next day." The doc
instructed the man.

"Thanks. But, Doc..." Cut the man. A hint of embarrassment now in
his voice. "I've been banging the maid too and... and, doc, I've
got the same symptoms he --- my son has." said the man now
whispering a bit.

This came off as a real shocker to the family doctor. For a few
seconds he couldn't react.

Not only did father and son contacted STD, they got it from their
maid, who they fuck and share. A maid who works for them, under
their own roof, supposedly under their supervision, and under the
nose of the wife/mother. This was fucked-up in so many ways.

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... After being momentarily taken aback, the doctor gathered himself
and proceeded with a doctor-ly yet very personal advice:

"Okay Harold (the man's first name), I need you to compose yourself,
take it easy on yourself, your son, and the maid. It's only 6pm. I
can go meet you at the hospital if you want in an hour. Bring your
Son Ben (the kid's name) with you. I'll fix you both up." Said the
doctor reassuringly.

"Thanks Doc. You are a real friend. Thanks a lot. Okay .. I'll take
Ben and we'll meet you at the hospital in an hour..." the man said
a bit toned down now.

"But ... there's just one problem left doc" the man added
" ... I ... Don't know how to tell you this doc. I think my wife now
has it too. I think I may have passed it on to her. Just this morning
she was complaining about paste-like yellowish to greenish sort of
discharges and has been somewhat in pain for the past day, and
her urine has kind of manifested ....."

Then the man was cut by the doctor's wild blow-up at the other end
of the phone line. Apparently, the cool and composed family doctor
wasn't able to contain himself any more. He went:

"Son of a Bitch!!! Fuck!..."

And before the line was fully disconnected the man heard one final
blow-up from the family doctor as he roared:

"Fucking Shit ...Now that means we've all got it!"

:)
Ez

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Katy Perry's Cleavage Too Much for Sesame Street:

2010-09-23T11:40:00.000-07:00

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Katy Perry's Cleavage deemed inappropriate
for this generations' violence-exposed kids:

by: BadaBingPatron@gmail.com

Katy Perry's Sesame Street scene where she sings a duet with Elmo was pulled out from the show because apparently, Katy Perry has too much mass in those jugs that children stand the risk of being exposed to Sex inappropriately. Yup. They're bound to be treated to all sorts of Violent Titles from Playstation and Xbox this fall but Nooo, they can't be exposed to anything that jiggles and sways gently as the owner sings.

According to reports, the scene would have stayed in had it not for a final straw that really pulled the plug on the duet. What was it? According to backstage reports, while watching Elmo hit it off Diva-Style with Katy, Big Bird got bigger, bigger, harder and firmer. That DID the duet in.

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Here's the link from as per TMZ.com

http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=8e9b1074-2e67-4cae-ac3f-6b5805845449&isShareURL=true

In fairness to Katy and her cleavage, what the hell were they expecting to see when you guest star a hot, sexy, show-off like Katy? A fully clothed Katy? That is like subscribing to PLAYBOY Magazine and getting a copy of Vogue instead.

And speaking of Playboy, Katy and well ... It's a good thing ELMO didn't get to see this Katy Perry Upskirt.

The Katy Perry Sesame Street guesting was suppose to be for a Sesame Street Year-End Special which with a few editing done here and there, will likely still be shown.

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What's in a Name?

2010-09-20T02:24:00.001-07:00

Laugh TRip (09/20/2010)
What's in a Name?

by: Ez

Here's a quick one that's as short and as funny as your typical midget clown :)

Err ... No Offense meant to midget comedians out there. For all it's worth, you were born funny and that's got to count for something, right?

Err ... I think I'll just move on to the day's Joke:

"You are what you Name your Kids"

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with
four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother,
Sarah, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even
named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Lori: "Your obsession is with
money Lori. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name,
Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Gerri: "Your obsession is alcohol.
This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took
her little boy by the hand, and whispered:

"Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about.
.... Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner."

:)
Ez

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FEU gets it's way against DLSU in Overtime:

2010-09-16T03:51:00.000-07:00

UAAP Final-Four Results:
FEU gets it's way against DLSU in Overtime 69-59:
A Won Game for the Archers goes down-the-drain

by: BadaBingPatron@gmail.com

The DLSU Green Archers came into the Final Four Knock-out game the #4 Seed against the #1 ranked FEU Tamaraws armed with young talent who are neither strong, tall, nor big. Their shooters aren't even the better shooters of the season. Hell, they are even under 70% from the line. What they have though is a lot of speed and tenacity. So they incorporated a lot of hustle on their defense, trapping, doubling, and switching as fast as the average speed employed during masturbation. :) Their offensive sets on the other hand was launched off a series of give-and-go, fast ball movement, and some break-away fastbreak plays. All of those confusing basketball stuff alongside a few favorable calls from the referee ;) gave DLSU some spring to mount a 5 to 7 point lead as early as the 2nd quarter. The ejection of FEU bulk-scorer Cawalig on a literal Tackle against a streaking Simon Atkins, further bolsted the Archers' chances.

After over 3-dozen boo-boo's by the FEU Tams the Green Archers raced to a 9 point lead in the 4th canto capped by a Joshua Webb fastbreak and-1 basket. Joshua who was a fireball of energy, was the most consistent Archer that evening.

Unfortunately, the 9-point break-away threat of DLSU with just over 7 minutes left to play only covered most of the game. Click the JUMP below to get to more of the frustrating points of the game if you are an Archer fan, the victorious part if you are an FEU Tam fan, and the "why, why, oh why?" parts if you happen to be Dindo Pumaren. :)

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With under 7 minutes to go, the Archers suddenly toned down and played safe. Kinda like a slow masturbation technique designed to prolong ejaculation. ;) This gave FEU a chance to sneak via the backdoor, one small step at a time.

A twister And-1 drive by RR Garcia and a booming Trey by Romeo from the left corner closed the gap to two, and a few DLSU breakdowns tied the count with still a minute left in regulation play. At this point both FEU and DLSU exchanged ugly, unorganized, ball.

DLSU finally missed two chances to finish the game which was at 55-all as the buzzer went off.

The Overtime game opened up with a miss by Atkins from the Three-point line, a power play by FEU Noundou gave the Tams their first lead since the first half 57-55. Then it transpired to an Andrada foil and foul. As if the Archers didn't know they need to make freethrows to win a game, Andrada once again made a split. But the loose ball went to an Archer who found an open Marata for a timely Trey that gave the DLSU Green Archers a 2-point lead 57-59 ... their final taste of the lead for this UAAP Season.

For whatever reason, like perhaps boredom or sleepiness, it seems as if Dindo Pumaren thought this point of the game was some sort of a finish line already. From the 57-59 lead they had their performance dipped even further. Sanga, RR Garcia, Noundou, and man-of-the-hour Romeo (no Juliet here, people) capped off some teamwork they seemed to have kept wrapped until mid-way of overtime.

Another Booming Trey from Romeo gave the FEU a 5-point lead they will not relinquish any more, time down to under 2 minutes. A desperation Three by the Archer at a point where desperate shots weren't necessary yet dug them further, an Andrada charity miss again (both freethrows this time) killed their chances, and an FEU drive made it a 5-point lead. Then 7, then .... well, I lost count because I was looking back at the final 6 minutes of the 4th quarter and wondered how preoccupied and spaced-out Dindo Pumaren must have been to not have closed this game out right around the time they were still enjoying a 7-point spread. Right around the time the Tams were literally demoralized, and their shooters shooting blanks.

When the smoked cleared, the Tamaraws had a 10-point lead (the biggest in the game), the FEU gallery were singing their school hymn, and the FEU colors of Yellow and Green will once again be featured in the UAAP Finals.

The lesson in this entry is basic, sportsfans. When you come into a game being the smaller, weaker, less accurate Team, having speed and tenacity won't really get you far. It may give you a lead by some weird fortune. But that's where Luck plays the hand for you. The problem with Luck is that you don't really know how long it's going to stay. There's got to be some other form of equalizer. The very equalizer that got David to triumph over the Giant Goliath. A Stone? Well, aside from a Stone. It's SMARTS.

If there's one thing the Archer did wrong it's that they failed to play SMART. They forgot to play it Smart all the way, especially at a point where they should have known the bigger, stronger, and somehow Better Tamaraws are likely to make a last stand. It's just basic common sense. By midway the 4th quarter, they relied so much on the talent they don't necessarily have just yet. They placed a lot of faith in the Three-point Guns they haven't developed yet. And that and then some cost them a Championship slot.

The good news is, the number 1 seeded Tamaraws really deserved to be in the Championship spotlight. That come-from-the-dead 4th quarter run should give them more team-character in the coming finals. The good news for the Archer is, that they are still young and should just be ripe for next season. And that works for Dindo Pumaren as well.

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The Mojowijo Mojo Sharing Tool for the Wii:

2010-09-16T01:00:00.001-07:00

Private Eye on a Public Pry:
Mojowijo Hooks-up with Wii for a Game Changing Sex-perience:
The next Wii-Fit, Wii-Sports, but for a different 'Sport' unveiled

by: Spook

In case you are wondering 'what the hell' those Wii attachments are for, then you'll be happy to know that your dirty thoughts didn't deceive you this time. Yup. They are Dildo and Jack-off (like pocket pussy/fleshlight) aids dubbed as Mojowijo Wii-brator - Wii Remote Accessory. These sex toy contraptions are custom fitted for use on your Nintendo Wii remote controllers (game controllers). So if as early as next week you are planning to draw-up your Christmas Gift List then there's a fantastic idea that may just change people's lives:

Gift List:
1) Lonely-housewife cousin Amber aged 30 - Mojowijo Wii-brator
2) 45 year old, 3 times divorcee, lonely guy friend- Mojowijo Wii-brator
3) 10-year-old neighbor boy who seems to grow an inch every month - Mojowijo Wii-brator
4) STD infected office friend - Mojowijo Wii-brator
5) 80-year old Grandma - Mojowijo Wii-brator
6) Farmboy Hick Billy Bob Billy Joe who was rumored to have been humping farm animals - Mojowijo Wii-brator and a pic of a Sheep from behind.
7) Fat wife you don't want to touch any more- Mojowijo Wii-brator

Like Nintendo's battle-cry in the 90's went (or seems to go) 'It's fun for everyone'.

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The best thing about this Contraption is that you don't necessarily need the Wii Game Console to make it work. The Remote Controller is the centerpiece of the action.

According to the Mojowijo website:

"The device is attached to the accessory port on a Nintendo Wii* remote control. The control is then connected to a bluetooth enabled PC running Mojowijo software. Using Mojowijo's patent pending Motion2Vibration technology, the device is able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another selected device - in the same room or over the internet. (Wii gaming console NOT required). Essentially turning your Wii remotes into shared, remote controlled vibrators (aka wii vibrator or wiibrator!)"

So in a nutshell, the idea isn't just to use the Controller's Vibrating Function (like a normal dildo) but use it to control someone else's Sex Toy's Motion, Function, basic movements, over the internet. That's actually being in control of the someone else's "Pleasure". The very essence of sex, spanking, and all other fun stuff. That very idea, combined into this Mojowijo package makes for possibly the best Remote, Virtual Humping in the most realistic sense since mankind has discovered Phone-Sex.

Mojowijo's web people said that the Wii-brator will work interactively through Skype, and are currently laying the ground work for a Skype Video Chat Function hook-up. A Hook-up that will then redefine the meaning of "Casual Sex".

Imagine that. Now Farmboy Hick Billy Bob Billy Joe will be able to virtually 'have his way' with a sheep from as far as Holland. I'd like to see you Beat that, Playstation Motion Controller Developers. :)

Below is the promotional vid put together by the people of Mojowijo to 'cartoon-explain' their product:

The Mojowijo Wii-brator is bound to be a game-changer that even Christine Mendoza (whose business venture is discussed on this ARTICLE) should consider incorporating Japanese Inventions into her repertoire.

The Mojowijo Wii-brator Attachments and Package is set to be released by November 2010. In the meantime, scientist perverts aka "product developers" from Mojowijo's company are offering Beta Testing for those who are willing and would qualify for the program. So if you happen to be above 18 yrs old, physically fit, and interested to be a sex guinea pig, fill out the form from this SITE and hope they pick Good Looks over everything else. Here again, is the site for Beta Testing.

-Spook

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The Sexual BASES Defined:

2010-09-13T00:25:00.000-07:00

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The Sexual BASES Defined:

by: Ez

The other day I overheard a group of teenagers, probably 15 to 17 yr-old boys brag among themselves and carelessly talked about "Bases" (the sexual type of bases) as if the coffee they were drinking was spiked with Tequila and Gasoline. Somewhere in their discussion (proves that I was already eavesdropping this time), they somehow got the definition of "Bases" all wrong.

Boys and Girls, listen up! Today I'm going to talk about "Bases" and the extent they cover. The following is my interpretation of the much talked about and often misinterpreted rules for what the Sexual Bases are. At least, this is how it was when I was a teenager in the 80's -- which is the late 80's --- technically the 90's already, or maybe it even qualifies as the mid 90's in a certain sense. Nevermind that.

Though things may be a little different nowadays, I doubt that the definition of Bases should have changed a lot.

Here they are:

First base: Kissing

You hit the mark and land right on First Base without further question when the Kiss involves Tongue activity.

Second Base: Rubbing or fondling a girl's breasts.

Some hardcore fanatics used to insist that getting to second base required going under the shirt and unhooking the bra. It doesn't matter if you touch the flesh or you touch the fabric the covers the flesh. See the breasts, or just feel the breasts. Fondling the Breast is enough ground to be considered safe at Second Base. In fact, Touching the Breast (bare or through a fabric) is the way to conquer 2nd Base.

If in anyway you get to expose the breast, kiss it, tongue it, or whatever you do with it, it still qualifies as Second Base. The general rule is: Breast Fondling marks the Second Base spot.

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Third Base:
Stimulating the pussy lips, vagina, vulva, or anything that represents that female reproductive organ w/ Unrestricted Access Required in all schools of thought.

Unlike the requirements covering Second Base, any material posing as a barrier, whether denim, cotton or silk, disqualifies you from being able to say 'I got to third base!'. Consider it a Level-up Challenge.

Once you've reached Third Base it means that you probably put a lot of time into the relationship, and therefore tricked the girl into thinking you were a nice guy which is the whole point of the exercise. Back in the days when Tom Cruise was still known for his role in "Risky Business" rumor has it that a smelly finger was required as proof. Anything short of that was treated as a mere claim.

Homerun: Actual and Full Vaginal Penetration by the Male Organ

Finger penetration, no matter how many fingers, no matter how long and hard it's thrusted, doesn't count as a Homerunner. Penetration of the male organ is the main requirement of a homerun.

The rule states that a Minimum of One Pump is required (by both schools) before prematurely ejaculating therefore giving you the right to claim conquest of the much sought after Homerun.

Ejaculating however is not a requirement. But full penetration is. Inserting only the head does not count. Inserting up to half your dick no matter how short your shaft is still does not count. Pumping at least one pump to the point that you couldn't move forward any longer, or in cases of a teenager w/ Mule lineage, until you can't push any further.

Footnotes:

Dry humping never earned its own base because it was practiced by many couples who never even reached second base.

A Hand-job is like being caught in a rundown between third and home plate. After a hand job many boys were unable to masturbate for days due to the torture inflicted on their poor little willies by girls who thought they were speed-shifting in the friggin' Indy 500.

Oral Sex is considered a Grand slam. Unfortunately, it only came at the stage of the relationship where, A: the girl started talking about marriage. Or B: your relationship was in the pits and she just started dating someone secretly and was using you for; A: Practice. Or B: To show you what you would soon be missing.

The only time oral sex was not considered a Grand slam was when you got it from a girl at a party who had blown 4 other guys beside yourself, or if she happens to be another guy way before this party started.

What's that? Some pervert is thinking "What about Anal Sex"? :)

Anal Sex is not covered in the "Dude Book of Bro Rules". At this point in time, the Master Bros are still contemplating on whether it falls under the Home Plate (kind of a confident slow jog to it), should have a Base of it's own, which then makes it a different Game altogether. But until that gets decided on, Anal Sex will just be one of those things that keeps you Batting for more Runs despite having made Home Runs after Home Runs after Home Runs.

Sex-Educating-ly,
Ez

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Comic Break 09-11-2010

2010-09-10T13:00:00.000-07:00

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Kim Kardashian's Playboy 2007 Shots:

2010-09-10T05:03:00.000-07:00

Private Eye on a Public Pry:
Kim K from 2007 stirs a louder WOW today:
Her Unreleased Pictorials from the Playboy 2007 shoot UNLEASHED

by: Spook

I don't know if it's just the way they technically manipulated the pictures or if it's simply a younger Kim Kardashian that makes a 2nd-but-different look at her Playboy December 2007 photos more drool-inducing.

I also don't know if it's Kim K's displeasure over the photos' release or the Playboy Brand alongside the photos that makes it even worth searching for (and keeping).

Whatever it is, Kim Kardashian really lights-up your normal Men's Magazine spread in so many ways those pair of orbs she sports up-front and down-back are simply meant to be immortalized, and with good reason too.

After the "Read on" link below, a closer look at the process of Immortalizing a Kim K of Autumn 2007 (for Playboy December of the same year):

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Now these new set of Photos never got to be Public-Meat until just a few weeks ago when Playboy decided to unleash them just for the 'heck of it. we own them anyway'.

Here are a few pictures from the said 2007 Photoshoot:

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Once again, we're sorry that we can't freely print the more-revealing Kardashian 'Body Parts' here. But you can check this site out and SHOP for the missing 'body parts' there ;) : Kim K's Unreleased PB 2007 Pictures UNLEASHED or try this LINK.

-Spook

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Mayweather to Fight in Dubai .... Soon!

2010-09-04T02:28:00.001-07:00

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Mayweather to fight in Dubai .... Soon.
Margarito says he'll KO Pacquiao

by: BadaBingPatron@gmail.com

Hinting that he was only dodging the Pacquiao match-up when he announced that he will be "taking time off", Floyd "The Money" Mayweather Jr. said that he will be fighting in the Arab Country of Dubai, very soon. Which only goes to show that he indeed loves everyone. Muslim, Jews, Whites, and well, Asian Eating Cat/Dog Meat included. :) When and Who he the racist going to fight, is still up in the air.

Boxing Experts believe it's likely going to happen early in 2011, a bout under the Welterweight Division, and possibly against either Cookie Monster, Voldemort, or that Indonesian Smoking Kid off YouTube ... Provided of course that the Indonesian Smoking Kid makes the 147lbs weight limit.

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In a more serious boxing news, Antonio Margarito who just weaseled his way to a conditional reinstatement of his Boxing License (to fight in Dallas for this particular bout), confidently declared that even without (Illegal) Hand-wraps, he'll be able to KO Pacquiao with plenty to spare. Believe it or not, I find that threat very, very possible. With Margarito's career is already halfway down-the-drain his chances to get back into the thick of the Boxing Circuit is through Pacquiao and probably through Pacquiao alone. At this stage of his career, Margarito's chances aren't as plenty. And HUNGER is one of the biggest motivators in Sports.

Even if Margarito loses, so as long as he puts up a good fight (perhaps like Cotto did, and definitely not the way Clottey did) then maybe promoters will realize the boxing potential left in him. Maybe they'll use him as Shark feed, bait, or punching bag at the very least. :) If he however pulls one over Pacman, then that would shoot him up to stardom, way beyond he could have accomplished before he learned to spell "I-L-L-E-G-A-L". :) It's win-win situation for Margarito no matter how you look at it and he has nobody else to thank but Manager Bob Arum.

Pacquiao on the other hand is taking the KO threat like the funny champion that he is by laughing it off, and (probably) saying "He'll K.O. me? Sure. Freddie (Roach) is the tooth-fairy. And I never 'bonked' Krista Ranillo". :)

Pacquiao on the other hand is just as prepared to KO Margarito. In fact, Trainer of the Year Freddie Roach is initially predicting a KO by Pacman somewhere in the 5th to 6th Round.

Factors going for Margarito is his huge height advantage being a 5'11" fighter against 5'6" Pacquio, which translates to a 6-inch reach advantage. He also will have the size advantage since the fight will likely be at a catch-weight of 152 to 154 lbs. What Margarito lacks is the power punch which would have been taken cared of by Illegal Wraps but since that trick can't be pulled any longer ;), he'll just have to rely on whatever power he can enjoy fighting at a weight division that very few former under 120-lbs fighters are comfortable fighting at.

No matter how the odds stack at the Vegas betting circuit. The Pacquiao-Margarito tiff still is an Event worth catching. If you're a betting man, I'd say put your Money on Pacquiao, but place your bets on a KO in either Rounds 9 or 10. If however you are a true-blood Gambler and would like to triple your Money by siding with Margarito, then I suggest that you predict a long bout that will likely be decided by the scorecards.

The Pacquiao-Margarito Tiff is for a Vacant WBA Superwelterweight Title, scheduled on the 13th of November, and will be held at the Dallas Cowboy's Arena.

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Miranda Kerr is 3D and Topless in Vogue Italia September 2010:

2010-09-03T04:59:00.001-07:00

Private Eye on a Public Pry:
Miranda Kerr in Vogue Italia September 2010:
Sexy, Topless, and in 3D

by: Spook

Boy, oh boy. This 3D Craze has been getting Pervert-Friendlier by the week. The latest to follow the 3D-on-Print trend is Vogue Italia who knew they could capture the male market at least for this month, if they serve a model or two naked (or semi naked) and in 3-Dimension. Now if disgusting Ogres like Shrek is the ideal character to serve in a film flick 3D, someone like Miranda Kerr is without a doubt a reliable girl with a 'pretty cool set of rack' to use as 3D bait on Print Media. And so Vogue Italia hits the shelves this month with carton red and blue cellophane glasses.

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Here are a few sets from the Photoshoot:

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Too bad we can't freely print the uncensored versions on this site.

The good news is, I got this article from a Source. And this Source, ... well, he's quite creative. :) Go check out their site: http://kantotinio.thumblogger.com

For the preview of the photoshoot, march down onto this YouTube address and watch Miranda Kerr pretend like she's having fun on the job:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_w1vaLBxmo&feature=player_embedded

-Spook

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Pen-ile Demands:

2010-08-30T01:53:00.000-07:00

Laugh TRip (08/30/2010)
Pen-ile Demands:
'... A Predicament from an alternate dimension'

by: Ez

A few weeks back, I read online a sketch of what a blogger believes as a GREAT BOOK still to be published. The GREAT Author of course was no other than himself. :)

Okay, it was an interesting read. Not exactly mind blowing since it had no sex scenes in it. :) But with all due respect to the writer-wannabe, I do believe his creation has enough potential in it to gather enough Beer-Money. ;)

Which inspired me to try my own luck at coming out with a BOOK. Yeah, if a cheap, shrewd, B*tch like JK Rowling came up with a Masterpiece from cheap coffee in a cheap coffeeshop written on a generic napkin, why couldn't I come up with my own HARRY POTTER book from scratch?

.... After a few attempts to type something worth 'something' I realized the missing ingredient: TALENT.

Oh well, at least I came up with a few Dick jokes and herewith is a favorite from someone else (yeah, I can't even write jokes):

Still Struggling,
Ez

PENILE DEMANDS:

A Penis who in an Alternate Dimension was a living entity, realized he was overworked and unappreciated. That being the case he came up with the following List of Demands

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

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The Response

Dear P. Niss:

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina

:)
Ez

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Crooked:

2010-08-22T15:27:00.000-07:00

Laugh TRip (08/23/2010)
Crooked:
'... is the opposite of straight'

by: Ez

Why don't I let the first of our two-jokes entry dictate the tempo.

Ready or not here I come,
Ez

Casual and Crooked:

A cool, casual and collected gay guy walked into a delicatessen
and asked the shopkeeper for a "12 inch summer sausage".

"Would you like it sliced, sir?" the shopkeeper asked politely.

"What do you think I am?" snapped the gay guy, "a slot machine!?"

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Game Time, Gay Style:

A gay couple was bored one evening.

1st Gay Guy "Hey, let's play hide and seek, Gay Style"

2nd Gay Guy "Sure. But how does Gay Style work?"

1st Gay Guy "Just like conventional hide and seek. But if you
find me, you're going to have to let me blow you".

2nd Gay Guy "Sounds like fun. Okay I'll count to ten now
then proceed to look for you. Game! One, Two, Three .... "

1st Gay Guy " ... I'll be hiding behind the piano"

:)
Ez

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Here's a Kid-Friendly FHM Issue:

2010-08-18T10:11:00.000-07:00

Private Eye on a Public Pry:
Here's a Kid-Friendly FHM Issue:
FHM Philippines August 2010, in 3D

by: Spook

Television and Game Console Manufacturers are set to unveil their stand-alone 3D devices which will project 3-dimensional images with no more need for 3D glasses. Nintendo is rumored to be the first to jump the gun as it is finalizing the DS-lite successor which again will present it's game in 3D. The 3D hype seems like the trend of the new decade, as more and more movies are also being presented in 3D. Kids' Movie mostly, and Porn noticeably 2nd. :)

Just recently, Playboy USA has issued it's first 3D centerfold, an issue that came with choice commercials in 3-Dimension, and it's Centerfold Spread as the main feature. The 3D Edition of Playboy is the first of it's kind to be distributed internationally, and the issue came with a pair of cardboard cut 3D glasses. That ladies and gentlemen, is hit films like Shrek 4-ever After, and Toy Story 3D custom-re-created for a different target audience.

Taking the cue, FHM Philippines joins the 3D bandwagon as it presented it's August 2010 Issue in 3D. As my favorite "Sports" blogger Mike Chanco writes "It's Great for kidz". :)

Up next, is the link to the EMAG Teaser of the mentioned issue from FHM Online, and a link to the more interesting spin-off.

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The following link will transport you into the semi-future, as FHM PH gives you a quick look at their August Issue and a test drive of their E-Mag (electronic magazine): http://www.fhm.com.ph/fhm-babes/emag_cover/

Unfortunately, the EMag Teaser didn't show the "awesome" 3D pictures of the magazine. Bad promotion if you ask me. But don't fret. Here's the link to a blog that promotes FMH Phil's 3D Babes a whole new dimension better: BETTER PROMOTION and FULL UTILIZATION OF 3D Function.

-Spook

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Old Goof Tales:

2010-08-16T23:22:00.000-07:00

Laugh TRip (08/17/2010)
Old Goof Tales:
'Age is never JUST a Number'

by: Ez

The following duo of jokes was inspired by the following quote:

"Treat each day as if it were your Last .... someday, you will be Right!"

Enjoy,
Ez

Hawk Eye Harold:

A man was looking for a new caddy one day when his friend
said, "I know a great caddy - his name is Harold. Now let me
tell you, this guy is 90 years old, but believe it or not, he has
eyes like a Hawk."

"OK, then," said the man impressed, "tell this Hawk Eye
Harold guy that I'm playing again in a week and would very
much like to hire him"

The week passed and they started to play again. The man
hired Harold's services as he promised.

The man hit a perfect drive. He was so pleased with himself that
he held his follow-through position for several moments.

Unwinding, he said to the Hawk Eye Harold, "So ... Hawk Eye,
Did you see where it went?"

Hawk Eye Harold said, "I sure did."

"OK, then, where is it?" asked the man

Harold replied, " ... Ahhh .... I don't remember."

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Stanley's Dilemma

Stanley, a 90-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The
doctor asks him how he's feeling.

"I've never been better," he replies. "I've got a twenty-two-
year-old bride who's pregnant with my child! What do you
think about that?" said Stanley with pride and gusto.

The doctor considers this piece of information for a moment,
then says, "Well, let me tell you a story, Stanley" as he shifted
his position to a personal stance.

"Stanley, I know a guy who's an avid hunter. Now this guy
never misses a season. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry
and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun ...
So he proceeded to the hunting grounds with an Umbrella
instead of a gun. And as he was walking in the woods near a
creek when he suddenly spots a Beaver in some brush. What
he did was raise up his umbrella like a gun, points it at the
beaver like he would with a gun, and squeezes the handle... "

*BAM!!!*

".... He says that the beaver dropped dead in front of him."
The doctor wraps it up.

"That's impossible!" said the old man Stanley in disbelief.
"I'm 90 years old and I know better, doc. I'll tell you what
really happened there. Someone else with a working, loaded
Gun, must have been the one to shot that beaver."

"EXACTLY my point, Stanley!" said the doctor.

:)
Ez

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Pacquiao to set-up Camp near Batasan Complex:

2010-08-15T23:04:00.000-07:00

BadaBingPatron@gmail.com:
Pacquiao to set-up Camp near Batasan
Boxer by Morning, Politician by Afternoon, Womanizer by... nevermind! ;)

by: BadaBingPatron@gmail.com

If Manny Pacquiao is a diligent a Congressman as he is as a Fighter, then trust that he'll be training in the mornings and attending sessions in the afternoons. That is how Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao plans to spend the months leading to his November fight-date with Antonio Margarito.

Pacman's Camp is currently eyeing the province of Rizal as a possible venue for his training. It'll be a good camp choice since Pacquiao said he wants a place with nature and mountainous terrain at the backyard. And by Mountains, Nature and Backyard, I am not at all talking about a Shapely Female Anatomy. :)

The next possible site is somewhere in Bulacan.

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Originally the 7 Division Champion wanted to train inside the Batasan Complex itself but was advised by House Speaker Sonny Belmonte citing that it'll be distracting for both Manny and the rest of the House should he set-up camp there.

Pacquiao's training has always attracted hordes of followers, media, as well as women .... I mean, female followers and female media personalities. ;)

The Pacquiao-Margarito Bout is tentatively set for the vacant WBC Light-Middleweight Title, and at a catch-weight still to be officially determined.

The venue of the Megabuck Boxing Match is also still to be determined pending Margarito's re-application of his suspended Boxing License for the right to fight in American soil. Margarito's licensed was indefinitely suspended/revoked due to illegal hand-wrappings discovered during one of his title bouts.

But license or without license, however way it goes, the fight date is already reserved and pegged on November 13th, with a purse split rumored to be somewhere like a 85%-15% going Pacquiao's favor.

It's going to be another exciting bout as Antonio Margarito is an explosive, aggressive boxer.

-BadaBingPatron@gmail.com

Rina Nakanishi: eLection guaLanteed""

2010-08-15T01:48:00.000-07:00

Private Eye on a Public Pry:
AKB48's Rina Nakanishi Joins the AV Bandwagon:
'eLection guaLanteed' (just change the "L" to "R")

by: Spook

For those of you who do not know what AKB48 is. It's an all-female Japan Pop Group whose main purpose of existence is to sing, dance, and jump around in what is typically known as skimpy Japanese Schoolgirl Outfits .... well, at least when they're not strutting around with something Less. :)

The bad news is mediocre entertainment alongside those outfits are all you'll ever get. The good news is, an ex member which they call "Graduate", is set to make a Big Change to that concept. How? By being the first Ex-Member to go beyond 'teasing'. And the "graduate" happens to be Ms Rina Nakanishi. And going beyond 'teasing' means joining the AV circuit.

For those of you who do not know what AV means, it's definitely not "Audio Visual". It's the modern day title Porn Flicks and Features go by. AV = Adult Video.

... Like they say, Reading helps you Learn something new everyday. ;)

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In lieu of her Adult Projects, Rina Nakanishi has now changed her name to Rico Yamaguchi. She has also changed her age and chopped it back to 18 (when as an AKB48 member she is suppose to be 21 already). Her real age however is believed to be really 18. It seems that way back when she was being paraded on girlie underwear, AKB48 wanted their 14 yr old model presumed to be 17.

On top of the name and age changes, Rina or Rico also changed her packaging. ... to something with less 'Cover' and more skin. Not to mention changing her game-plan to something more "seriously adult".

Rico Yamaguchi's first AV performance dubbed as her "AV Debut" is set to be released by the 27th of August. Her Nude Photobook however (a porn version of her AKB48 version of a Jap Pop Spread) has been making it's round on the net the past 10 days. The Nude Photobook is entitled "1st Departure" ... Which is kind of a Jap Interpretation of "1st time Out/Independently". It was officially released last July, and is designed to promote Rico's AV release.

The AV "AV Debut" has however been rumored to have leaked. Whether the whole set or just a choice clips, I still have to ahmm, research some more. :) But Screen Shots of the said Video have also been making their round around the web over the past few days. And those screencaps, I've SEEN.

Is Rico Yamaguchi's AV Debut, worth all the hype?

I think so. I think there's nothing more interesting than someone's 1st Time. First Time to do anything worth keeping tab of. And a first time on anything porn related is got to be in the Top 10 of something out there.

So if you've got a handy pen, preferably one with RED ink. I suggest you mark August 27th on your calendar. Someone's issuing their Documented First, and have Screen Shots to Promote it too.

-Spook

UPDATE: here's the link to the 'more interesting' parts of the AV DEBUT discussed above. Courtesy of Joe Doe: http://a1e5777c.thesefiles.com

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Beermen vs Aces: Level or Leave 'Em Behind

2010-08-13T01:48:00.000-07:00

The Philippine Basketball Association:
Level or Leave 'Em Behind!

by: BadaBingPatron@gmail.com

Sounds like a plan you would pull on your pregnant bimbo? :) That actually is how tonight's PBA Game is expected to go as The San Miguel Beermen tries to Level the series count at 2-2 tonight, and the Alaska Aces hope to Leave the Beermen with their dust behind, on route to another franchise Championship. This will be the complexion of tonights' Pivotal 4th Game as the PBA's Winning-est Franchises Battle in Out for the right to be hailed Champion.

No team in their right minds will be comfortable going down 3-1 against a Tim Cone coached Alaska Aces. Although Cone modestly acknowledges that he has lost series he led before, that's all but a fucked-up ploy to get your guard down. When he was a teenage white-boy, Cone did the same "I promise I'll only rub my wee-wee outside your pee-pee" speech to his unsuspecting girlfriends. :) Trust that a 3-1 edge is just as good as a championship title in the bag for this team of Aces.

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The Alaska Aces were out shackled, out shot, and out ran two nights ago as the Beermen came into the game determined to avoid a 3-0 series death-trap. Defensive stops, steals, and fastbreak points were the key elements going for the Beermen in the first half. Steady plays and a woeful shooting performance from the Aces secured SMB the game-3 win.

Trust then that Alaska will try to be on target tonight from beyond the arc. Which basically was the pivotal margin that kept the Beermen at bay during games 1 and 2.

Trust on the other hand that the Beermen will try extend their defense, challenge every Alaska outside shot, and hope that every miss will fuel their own run and gun game. It'll be up to Arwind Santos, Joseph Yeo, Jay Washington, 2-time MVP Danny Ildefonso, and Import of the Year Gabe Freeman to spark an SMB victory.

Multi-championship Coach Tim Cone however is relying on a steady spread of Aces all operating around the lanky 6'8" scoring/rebounding/streaking/hustling Machine that is Diamon Simpson. On his wings are gunners Larry Fonacier, and top point guard LA Tenorio. Serving as his frontmen are Tony Dela Cruz, Phil-Am Joe Devance, and recovering slotman Sonny Thoss. I expect Cone to bring into the rotation 7 players, and use up to 9 Aces in the attempt to beat SMB in their own game.

I however expect San Miguel to try and crowd LA Tenorio, force him to rush, and find comfort in the helter-skelter chaotic type of game play. The Top Rebounders of Alaska are easily out rebounded in the long court. Their gunners unsteady when not properly set. And their fastbreak game basically defendable when it all centers on a Simpson rushing in to get a quick score.

The Beermen however can't keep it a close contest going into the final minutes. Composure wise, Alaska is bound to win a tight game down the wire. Remember that story earlier about a teenage Cone and his "wee-wee"? :) What SMB should do is go for streak after streak, while keeping the Aces' streaks in-check, and never allowing Tim Cone anywhere near their "pee-pee". ;)

However way it goes, Game 4 of the Fiesta Conference will surely be a 'telling' point of this series.

-BadaBingPatron@gmail.com

Billy Bob's 1st time with a Condom:

2010-08-12T23:47:00.000-07:00

Laugh TRip (08/13/2010)
Billy Bob's 1st time with a Condom:
'A Hick's Coming of Age'

by: Ez

Hey. Here are a few Q & A's.

Q: Why are Mistresses and condoms the same?

A: They both do the same thing. Work on your dick, safely enough so you don't have to marry them. :)

Q: Why are Legal Wives and condoms the same?

A: They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. :)

Our choice joke today is a Condom related story staring my favorite hick "Billy Bob".

Billy Bob's 1st time with a Condom:

It was Billy Bob's first time in the big city. He and his mother had
just moved in a few weeks ago. Curiously that summer, it was
also Billy Bob's first time with a condom. He was only 16.

So Billy Bob went to buy a package of condoms at the corner
pharmacy where there was this beautiful older woman assistant
working behind the counter. The lady sensed that Billy Bob was
a greenhorn when it came to condoms and safe sex.

She handed him the pack and asked if he knew how to properly
slip one on.

"Remember, It's only effective when worn properly" she told him.

Billy Bob honestly answered, "No, this is my 1st time, mam".

So the nice older lady unwrapped the package, took one out
and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned him to make sure
it was on tight and secure.

Billy Bob apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around
the store to see if it was empty. ..... It was empty!

" ... Just a minute," she said, walked to the door, and locked it.

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Taking Billy Bob by the hand, the older lady led him into
a back room where she unbuttoned her blouse and removed it.

Next, she unhooked her bra, pulled it off, and laid it aside.

"Do these excite you?" She asked teasingly while jiggling her
medium sized but astonishingly firm breasts.

Like most teenage hicks, Billy Bob was sooo dumb-struck at
the titty-dance that all he could do was nod his head.

She then felt Billy Bob's pants confirming a throbbing erection.
She then told him that IT was the Right Time to slip the
condom on. What a teacher!

As Billy Bob was busy slipping the rubber on she dropped her skirt
,slowly, deliberately, removed her panties and with a sweet smile,
laid down on a desk, her shapely legs invitingly open.

"Well,... come on here and do it to me, Tiger!" she said, " ... We
don't have much time."

Like a raging bull, Billy Bob climbed on the lady and in one stroke
penetrated her aggressively, hurriedly, deeply.

Billy Bob felt so warm, so good, so awesomely... different from the
Sheep and Goats he used to hump. :) Billy Bob felt so wonderful
that unfortunately, he could no longer hold back and .... WhAM!!,
Billy Bob was done within a few strokes and in just over a minute.

The lady looked at him with a bit of a frown. Still, she felt good about
being able to give the young man his first lesson on "Safe Sex"

"So, did you put that condom on, Honey?" she asked as she was
getting off her back.

Happy and Proud of himself, Billy Bob said "I sure did!"

...... and held up his condom covered THUMB to show her just
how perfectly he can follow instructions.

And Billy Bob and the Older Lady Assistant lived happily ever after
.... but that's another story for another time.

:)
Ez

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San Miguel Beermen Grabs Game 3:

2010-08-11T06:42:00.000-07:00

The Philippine Basketball Association:
Beermen Win One ... Finally!
Grabs Game 3 96-80

by: BadaBingPatron@gmail.com

Refusing to go down 3-0, the San Miguel Beermen opened Game 3 firing on all cylinders, erecting leads as much as 22 points, to sail to a much needed Win and keep their Championship hopes alive.

Gabe Freeman, Arwind Santos, J. Washington and J. Yeo jump-started the game running, gunning, and forcing Alaska to 6 errors, 4 steals, translating to over a dozen fastbreak points, all in the first 4 minutes of play, which then dictated the tempo of the entire game. By the turn of the half, Coach Tim Cone couldn't find the right offensive combination anymore to thwart the SMB high octane offensive game.

By the 4th canto, Alaska was able to put into the game 9 players, even playing the 6'10" giant Eman, but to no avail. The SMB Beermen also managed to rain on Alaska Slotman Sonny Thoss' comeback-from-injury game.

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Fiesta Conference Player of the Conference Jay Washington was chosen "Player of the Game". The 6'7" Phil-American forward had a hot hand from beyond the arc, collected 23 points, 2 steals, and 10 boards.

The Beermen Victory also celebrated Olsen Racela's 900th Professional Game. The speedster Point Guard who started his career playing for a number of Purefoods Championships, and a member of several RP-National Squads, has been in the PBA for 17 years. Tonight, he placed the finishing touches in their Game-3 victory by pumping in 2 Treys to the SMB Fans' delight.

The Alaska Aces still lead the series 2-1, and can be expected to come back hard on the Beermen come Game 4. Trust that Cone will be working on the one-offensive weapon that didn't work for him tonight, that which has brought him to this very PBA Finals, ... The Long-Range Shots.

Alaska missed over 65% of their outside attempts and didn't really fare well in their fastbreak game as well.

Game 4 of the Fiesta Conference Import-laced Conference Finals, is set at 7pm, August 13th, Friday (the 13th) at the Araneta Coliseum.

In other PBA news: James Yap is this year's MVP (Most Valuable Player). His 2nd MVP plum. In his acceptance speech James Yap thanked "The most Important person in his life" ..... and before you start getting any ideas, it's "Baby James". ;)

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Here's BATMAN XXX:

2010-08-09T09:24:00.001-07:00

Private Eye on a Public Pry:
Whoever said Porn is just about Raw Sex Needs to see "Batman XXX: A Porn Parody"

by: Spook

As this blogger wrote:

"If you were a kid old enough to have watched the classic Batman TV Series of in the late 60's to 70's then you'll be glad to know that at the onset of your erectile dysfunction years, you can once again enjoy the same kind of low-tech production centering on poor-to-fair but funny acting with the modern day re-production of Batman by Vivid Entertainment and Axel Braun ...."

It's not so low-tech in terms of Porn-Filming if you ask me. I'd even say it's a Smart way of serving Pornography. Which still spells 'Pornography' no matter how much story you add to it. But several hit cable network TV shows are just as guilty. TV Series like True Blood (Season 1 and half of Season 2), Entourage (Seasons 1 to 3), Californication (All Seasons), The L-Word, and even Sex and the City. So if critically acclaimed TV Shows can get away with softcore scenes and be recognized as "Brave", I think Porn Films flawlessly laced with effortless humor and storylines should be considered SMART. Why? Because now you have a good excuse once your wife, girlfriend or Mother discovers the porn stash in your underwear drawer. ;) Like : "I collect those films because they're just like Ordinary Movies ... but with full penetration and all". ;)

The Teaser Clip, Intro Scene (non-nude, non-sexual, non- Riko Yamaguchi, ALL-General Patronage Scene, Promise!), and Re-make of the Classic Batman TV Cartoon Intro comes after the "Read on" jump below:

Time for some Drama:

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CONTINUED:

This may not be the Teaser Trailer off that password protected .rar featuring Rina Nakanishi or Riko Yamaguchi that have people cracking passwords, but this one's bound to be just as fun:

The Intro and the Classic Intro Clip:

Here are the film's cast: Tori Black, Alexis Texas, Kimberly Kane, Lexi Belle, James Deen, Dale DaBone, Randy Spears, now you know that if you're a dude doing porn, you've got to choose a screen-name that packs Big, Pointed Guns. ;)

-Spook

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Bring back the Loving Feeling:

2010-08-09T03:46:00.001-07:00

Laugh TRip (08/09/2010)
Bring Back the Loving Feeling:
'A Quickie'

by: Ez

It's a busy Monday for me, and I have so much things to do with very little time to do it. So for this week's joke, I'll pattern it after my favorite 'sex position':

"A Quickie"

:)
Ez

Bring Back the Loving Feeling:

A couple had been divorced for about 6 months, but still remained
good friends. This worked out pretty good since the both lived in
the same apartment building.

One day he slipped on the ice and broke his arm. Later he met his
ex-wife in the elevator and she asked if there was anything she
could do to help.

He responded, "Well yes, if it's not to much trouble, could ... ahmm
(feeling awkward) you could help me take a bath?"

To the guy's surprise she readily agreed.

And soon after she began washing him when she saw a gradual
Erection began to appear.

"Look! ....", she exclaimed happily.

".... it still recognizes me!"

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The Alaska Aces Out-Guns Talk 'n Text:

2010-08-04T23:59:00.001-07:00

The Philippine Basketball Association:
Alaska Aces, Out-guns Conference favorite T'nT
But do they have enough gas left to topple SMB?

by: BadaBingPatron@gmail.com

It's going to be a battle between the two winningest ballclubs in the PBA as the steady San Miguel Beermen square off against the momentum propelled Alaska Milk Aces, for the right to own this year's Fiesta Conference Cup.

The Alaska Aces were almost out of it, 3 days ago. In fact, they seemed headed out the door in the Barangay Ginebra series too. You have to give it to Tim Cone, a multi-championship coach who can do better this time around than his 2nd place finish last time, during the All-Filipino Conference.

“We’ve gone through the gauntlet versus Ginebra (quarter-finals) and we’ve gone through the gauntlet against Talk n Text (semi-finals). We’re ready to go through the gauntlet against San Miguel,” said Cone. Who will indeed need to reach deep into his bench especially to play Rebounder since big man Sonny Thoss may miss most if not the entire series.

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CONTINUED:

In Game 7 of the Semi-finals against Talk 'n Text, Cone used a combination of mid-sized players and a quick offense couples with a shooting game to catch a napping TnT Texters at the right moment. Diamon Simpson came into the game all fired up and Larry Fonacier provided the surprise bench scoring as the shooting guard came up with clutch points that evening. A Total of 8 ACES came out scoring in double digits as Baguio and Tony Dela Cruz teamed up once again to lead run after run until the Texters couldn't catch-up anymore.

The SMB Beermen and Coach Siot Tangqingcen however, are relying on their steady plays, and a very dominant performance from the eliminations to the quarters, leading all the way past the semifinals. They are coming off a much-needed one day break after a 4-2 series win against sister-ballclub Derby Ace Llamados.

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The Eva Mendes 'Sex Tape'

2010-08-04T03:01:00.001-07:00

Private Eye on a Public Pry:
The Eva Mendes 'SEX TAPE'
Sex'n-up the Ads

by: Spook

I wouldn't want to spoil the "Fun", so we go straight to the Video Clip right here, right now!

I do hope you didn't start touching yourself already. ;)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a low-blow even for a mediocre actress like Eva Mendes even if she was under the 'FunnyOrDie.com' umbrella there . But you still can't blame the gal. 'Sex Tape' is one of the most searched phrase alongside 'Make Money', 'Make Money Fast' and 'Make Money really Fast w/out Breaking the Law'. And an Adhesive Tape under the brand 'Sex' does qualify as a SEX TAPE.

So what will the likes of Eva do next time? Come up with an Audio Commercial for "Packing Tape" while intentionally mispronouncing the "P"? :)

More but still no SEX TAPES, after the "Read on" link below:

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The above show video btw is by Funny or Die .com. Which is in the mold of College Humor .com only with more humanity. ;)

You can catch more nasty tricks down at the FOD site. Do check them out and see if you can find anything worth suing them for. :)

Lastly, Eva Mendes swears that wasn't a publicity stunt. According to her it was just one of the things she does. Like that time she starred alongside Denzel Washington in 'Training Day', where she strutted her bare naked buttocks around (yeah baby!) and came forward for a seconds worth of titty and nipple shot, along with a split second Bush glimpse. .... And that is me making it up to you, folks. :) Go look up "Eva Mendes Traning Day, Butt Shot".

While at it ... did you know that Avril Lavigne Slipped a Nip recently?

More than Made-up for it,
-Spook

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The Bitter Pill ....

2010-08-03T17:56:00.000-07:00

Laugh TRip (08/04/2010)
The Bitter Pill ....
Tale of a Daughter Gone Bad

by: Ez

Just this morning I riffled through a friend's blog and read an entry about another Montana who also is a daughter of a famous dad. But this Montana I'm talking about isn't famous yet, but may just find a way to be more famous than her dad .... at least for 90 to 120 days. :)

I'm talking about Montana Fishburne, the daughter of Matrix and CSI-Vegas lead man and acclaimed actor, Laurence Fishburne.

Montana Fishburne, apparently made a deal with Vivid Adult Entertainment, for the distribution of her "Chippy-D Sex Tape". Chippy D being her porn-screen name perhaps the same way that Robin is dubbed as Batman's 'Boy Wonder'. ;)

The idea behind the Sex Tape Self-Promotion according to Montana, is to gain her the necessary popularity which in turn is intended to shoot her towards stardom. As expected, Laurence didn't like the idea, specifically and generally at that. But like most fathers who have given their children everything they needed except parent quality 'time', couldn't do anything about it.

I must say, I feel sorry for the guy .... Then again, I feel more excited about the pending release of the Sex Tape than I feel sorry for the guy. ;) Hey. Can you blame me for choosing ... whatever "Pill"color it is that's easier to live with?

Just keeping it real,
Ez

Right after the "Read on" link below is a timely Dad-Daughter Joke:

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The Bitter Pill

A guy named Laurence meets a childhood pal.

"What are you doing for yourself these days?" asked
Laurence

"I'm a fireman," his old friend replies.

"Yeah? My 10-year-old son dreams of being a fireman
someday," says Laurence.

"Well," says his friend, "if you want some good advice,
you've got to install a pole in your house that will go to
the basement so your son can practice, because the hardest
thing for a fireman is to jump off into space and catch
that pole in the middle of the night."

Laurence thought it was a good idea. He thanked his friend,
went on his way, and being the rich, famous guy that
he was, had a fireman's pole installed from the 2nd floor
leading down to the living room of his home.

Forteen years later, Laurence chanced up his old fireman pal again.

"Well, did your son become a fireman?" asked his friend

"No," moans the Laurence shaking his head, .....

".... but my daughter became a stripper."

:)
Ez

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Sophia Vergara Bikini Clad Candid Shots:

2010-07-28T04:56:00.000-07:00

Private Eye on a Public Pry:
So Sophia, Very Vergara:
The Sophia Vergara Bikini Clad Candid Shots

by: Spook

While pictures of Paris Hilton topless on a boat, dripping wet with champagne at a beach party, partying drunk, and fighting a hang-over by exposing herself over and over and over again .... so far this summer, :) there undoubtedly are better celebrity photos out there to ogle at. And I'm not talking about Lilo in Orange but something less traumatic. :)

I'm talking about Sophia Vergara. This body-beautiful Super Model is somewhere out there where the Sun, Sand, Wind and some paparazo disguised as an Italian crab, gives us reasons to celebrate. Just take a look at the following stolen shot:

If it were a 'caption me' contest I'd enter: "These Boobs are so big and heavy ...." and that's just about all I've got. :)

More after the "Read on" link below:

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Here are the Sexy Candid Photos:

And the "Money Shot":

Now that's one Fun, Candid "spread"!

I wonder what Sophia was so happy about.

The preceding photo inspired me to search far and wide, and even farther and wider, just for this rare mere seconds worth of clip that should prove that my research skills are way, way better than my "caption this" capabilities. Here's my new favorite wish-she-would-pose-naked-babe Sophia Vergara one more time, in motion:

Feel Free to replay the clip all you want until to catch whatever little worth of "slip" there was on the clip.

-Spook

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Politics and the Jokes that go with it:

2010-07-26T03:37:00.001-07:00

Laugh TRip (07/26/2010)
The President's SONA and a Politics-Related Joke:

by: Ez

In President Noynoy Aquino's first State of the Nation Address (SONA) just hours earlier, the newly elected president outlined a few major stuff. Which in my interpretations are straightforward plan of actions for the following:

1) Safeguard the budget
2) Tow the outlined budget
3) Work on a sensible, corrupt-free budget that will serve the country
4) Enhance the Country's Security
5) An open invitation to the rebels' for a total cease fire
6) Crucify .... well, that didn't really come in anywhere in the President's speech, but that too is open to interpretation ;)

"Politics" just isn't my thing. But if you want to see the TEXT copy of the recent SONA, here's a yahoo link that published it: SONA 2010

Just the same I'll tell you what I love about Politics. They bring forth characters that in turn bring forward nasty jokes about them. :) Which is what I am all about and what this entry is here for.

After the "Read on" link below, comes a really nasty joke that involves a Politician:

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A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25
years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of
the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give
a little speech at the modest but packed dinner affair.

As usual with Politicians, he was late. So late in fact that the
guests were already restless. So the priest decided to address
the guests, say his own few words, while they waited.

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession
I heard here ...."

The Priest recounted. And he went on:

"If I may be honest with you, I thought I had been assigned to
a terrible, terrible place. The very first person to enter my
confessional told me that just that month alone he had stolen
a television set and when questioned by the police, was able to lie
his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled
from his employer, had an affair with his boss' wife, taken illegal
drugs AND ... he had given VD to his sister. HIS OWN SISTER!"

Everyone was in shock. Then the tardy politician showed up his rep
signaling the Priest, so the Priest decided to make a quick wind-up :

"I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people
were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine
parish full of good and loving people. I thank you all for the time
and opportunities you've given me to serve you all."

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician addressed everyone
full of apologies at being late. To make up for time he told everyone
that he'll jump right to his presentation and immediately began his
speech.

" ....I'll never, ever forget the first day our parish priest arrived...."

Said the Politician.

"In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him
in confession. ....."

:)
Ez

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Marata Treys, Ignites a DLSU Victory against ADMU:

2010-07-24T04:16:00.000-07:00

DLSU vs ADMU UAAP '73:
DLSU 3-point Shots Stops ADMU Streak:
DLSU wins 66-63

by: BadaBingPatron@gmail.com

In another down-the-wire finish the literally "green" crop of Green Archers struck from behind (nothing sexual though) ;), just in the nick-of-time to snap the Ateneo Blue Eagles' reign over Dela Salle to six game. When the smoke cleared the final tally was 63-66 for DLSU. It was the Archrivals' first encounter this UAAP season.

With 2:05 left in the final quarter and the Blue Eagles enjoying a 3-point lead, ADMU forward Nico Salva split the rear-end of his charities, which paved the way for a Joseph Marata surprise 3-point bomb right as the last-two-minutes mark boomed over at the PA system. A trey that cut the lead to just 1-point, 62-63, and re-ignited the DLSU crowd's hopes.

In the ensuing play, the tough Archer defense forced another Salva blunder which led to a DLSU possession, time down to 1:52. Then J. Marata delivered yet another surprise 3-point-Bomb shocking everyone, Blue Shirts and Green Shirts alike, even Coach Dindo Pumaren ;), but nonetheless giving DLSU a 2-point, 65-63 edge. An edge which will eventually be enough to sustain a victory.

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A few mad-scramble plays excited the watching crowd but the tight defense of DLSU held-on despite the ADMU possessions with still over 1:20 seconds left in the game, despite a split charity by Simon Atkins which pegged the count to 66-63 for DLSU, despite 3 doses of three-point attempts from ADMU in the dying seconds of the game.

When the smoke cleared, the Green Archers were ecstatic, finally gaining back the confidence they've lost the previous season, and the Blue Eagles probably missing Al-Hussiani, Nonoy Baclao, and the old reliables.

Nico Salva's 8 for 8 field shooting would have made him the hero of the game, but Joseph Marata's gutsy back-to-back Triples stole the thunder from under the 2nd year ADMU forward.

Other heroic players of the game were Eric Salamat and Kirk Long for ADMU, while Simon Atkins and Tolentino phased their DLSU squad.

-BadaBingPatron@gmail.com

Sports, Sports Men, and Sportsmanship Stuff:

2010-07-22T03:24:00.000-07:00

Laugh TRip (07/21/2010)
Sports, Sports Men, and Sportsmanship Stuff:

by: Ez

My friend Mikee brought his Basketball Team to play against my basketball team in the team's regular bi-monthly, pick-up games. It was Mikee's very own Municipal League Team which oddly enough, was named "The Stepdads".

This was odd because after asking around, neither Mikee nor any member of his team are actually "Step Fathers". But I never really got the chance to ask why they named their team as such because they played so well, they blew our team away two-straight games. There was just nothing we'd want have to do with them after humiliating back2back loses in our very own Home Turf. These guys were just annoying.

On the 3rd time our teams squared off (last weekend), they literally made us their 'Biat-ches' minutes into the game. But it wasn't really anything new (because I know very well that we suck) and this time around I was kind of used to being pushed around, out rebounded and out scored by these monster. The good thing was, I was able to remember to ask them the reason for the puzzling "The Stepdads" Team Name. And I tell you, the answer one of the goofs gave me was well justified:

".... Cuz we Crash your Party, Take what's important to you, we Beat you, and you Hate us."

Sounds fair enough to me,

-Ez

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Sportsmanship Code:

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his
7-year-old baseball players aside and asked,

"Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose
together as a team?" asked the coach again.

The little boy nodded yes, again.

Slowly, carefully, and clearly the coach asked a bit more:

"So, .... I'm sure you also know that when an OUT is called,
you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call
him a blind pecker-head. Do you understand all that?"

Again the little boy nodded.

The coach continued, ".... And when I take you out of
the game so another boy gets a chance to play, you know
that it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb
freaking asshole who can't win a game even if his left nut
depended on it' , right?"

Once again the little boy nodded.

"Good!" said the coach. ".... Now be a good boy, go over there,
and explain ALL THAT to your Mother."

:)

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Go to Paris, See Europe at it's Finest. Go to Europe, and you might see Paris, Topless:

2010-07-21T07:13:00.001-07:00

Private Eye on a Public Pry:
Go to Paris, see Europe at it's Finest
Go to Europe, and you might see Paris, Topless:

by: Spook

While people are mostly talking about that bombshell of a Beauty and Modern Family Star Sophia Vergara and her semi exposed rack making waves somewhere in Italy, there's yet another pair of rack letting lose in Europe. And they belong to no other than Paris Hilton.

Yes. As sure as the World Cup came to pass in Africa, Paris brought her stuff, her antics, and few drug-related incidents too, somewhere else. In Europe. Why Europe? I don't know. And to be honest, I don't really care whether Paris stays in Europe, goes to the Australia, or hops over to Asia just as long as she brings with her the kind of stuff that makes her "Paris" ... simply put: "Upskirts, Down-Blouse, Crouch Shots, and Topless" stuff. Of course a sequel to her Sex Scandal will also be a welcome idea, but while we wait for Paris to get that careless again, we pacify our hunger with a few Paris Appetizers.

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So while in Europe one sunny afternoon, Paris took the waters and what does she do when on a luxury yacht and nothing to do?

Go change into a two-piece bathing-suit and sunbathe!

So Paris moves around in a skimpy two-piece bikini, on deck of the awesome yacht. And what does Paris do when in a bikini, on a luxury yacht and nothing to do?

Go "Strip", of course!

Which paved the way for this Photo:

Which as you very well knew we had to censor, right?

But as you know very well too, you can search, spot, and experience it ELSEWHERE. ;)

The credit goes to Utenberg and company! Thanks, guys.

-Spook

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Real Spy Anna Chapman: No to Porn

2010-07-21T03:10:00.000-07:00

My 2-Cents' Worth (07/21/2010):
Anna Chapman says "No" to Porn Offer:
... Damn! :)

by Guest Blogger: Paulo

How about an Adult Flick starring Real Life, Charismatic, Sexy Spy Anna Chapman? It would have been great. Just thinking about the possible titles from "Golden Finger Me", "Octo-Twat(sy)", to "Umm-Oonom-merrr" (which is how chicks would say 'Moonraker' when their mouth is full of ... well, of something). ;)

The thing is, just thinking about the possible titles, plots, and the fact that this goodlooking Lady is a real life spy makes the concept extra interesting.

Unfortunately, Fight Fans, that possibility has been shot down by Anna Chapman herself!

An offer from Vivid Entertainment (your source of REAL entertainment ;) ) was officially turned down by Ms Chapman saying that she wasn't willing to do such projects. Yes, Vivid guys. You know very well that almost half your money-making non-pro porn-stars would rather that you steal their privates tapes, release it, and give them their fair share. So maybe you should send some British Agent to do that for you .... Maybe send the ex-husband too so she can dispose of him for ratting her intimate photos out. :)

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Maybe a Sex Flick was the "wrong project" to offer Anna Chapman. Keep in mind that although her topless photos made their rounds on the net, it was caused by nothing more than her disgruntled sick-of-a-husband who probably made enough money peddling his Ex Wife's topless pictures. .... But on top of the name calling, I should not forget to thank you Sir, for the lovely photographs. ;)

Maybe if Anna Chapman were offered a semi-Alias, sorta Mission Impossible, Jaime Bond kinda pitch then Anna would have at least considered it. ... Then you can sneak in the required Nude Scenes. :)

Maybe if the film were categorized under ACTION, with all the right Action Elements their to make it a worthwhile project then maybe Anna would have agreed to it. ..... Then you can sneak in theover 2 minutes worth of Full Frontal Nudity.... that would have been necessary to justify err .... something. ;)

Maybe if with the right cast, like some muscular french dude to play contact, some indian guy to play tailor/gadget specialist, and some old Chinese guy to play Evil Villain, then Anna would have found the concept interesting. .... Then you can sneak in the 3-some with all the guys I've mentioned above. :)

Maybe with the right project, Anna would reconsider her stand.

In the meantime, let's just pass the time with all the previous Topless Treats Anna Chapman has lying around.

-Paulo

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