Smart(ass) Parenting:

Laugh TRip (02/27/2011)
Smart(ass) Parenting:






by: Ez




A guy I work with was telling me that his son, who is 17,
thinks that he is ugly. The lack of self-confidence seems
to bother his dad who as I suspected didn't believe or
didn't want to accept that his boy is ugly.

In an effort to determine the kid's level of ugliness I asked

"Is he a virgin?"

"Of course." he said.

"Well, there you go. A young man's idea of how handsome he
is is directly related to the amount of pussy he's getting."
I logically asserted.

"What? That's ridiculous." once again the guy in-denial defends
his ugly son.

"Sorry, but it's true" I told him.

"Get pussy and you feel handsome, no pussy no handsome"

Which is a rather simple logical explanation.

"Is everything about pussy with you?" the guy asked

Logically again I answered "Yes. And so does the rest of
the not-ugly society of men"


Logically,
Ez


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CONTINUE:


"Girls have Teeth Down There"

A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting
outside of the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come
out. While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when
his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his
hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out of there!"
she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down
there?" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and
thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten.


For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing
all women have teeth between their legs. When he was 17,
a grade-A dentistry student of a top university, he gets a
girlfriend. One night, while the girlfriend's parents were
out of town, she invites him over for a little "action".

After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she
says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want."

"What do you mean?" he asks.

"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says,
pointing to her crotch.

"HELL NO," he cries, "you've got teeth down there!"

"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such thing
as teeth down there!"

"Yes, there are ..." he says, "... my Mom told me so."

"No, there aren't!" she insists. "Here, look for yourself."
With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little
peek.

"No, I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that all
women have teeth down there."

"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her
panties, throws her legs behind her head and says,

"LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there."

The boy takes a good long look and replies,

"Well, after seeing the condition of those gums, I guess
I'm not surprised at all!"


-Ez


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