Oktoberfest: Tis' the Season to be Drunk and Merry:

Laugh TRip (10/07/2010)
Tis' The Season to be Drunk and Merry:









by: Ez




Oktoberfest is the season to be drunk and mary ... or maybe it's Merry.

... Damn, Beer and Pussy sums up to a confusing combination. Always!


Cheers!!!
Ez



A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is
stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and
approaches, "Can I help you Sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the drunk replies while
pointing to the tip of the car key he was holding.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out... "..Shhhhit! My girl-
friend's gone, too!"





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