The Dancing Cebu Pacific Flight Attendant, Named:

Private Eye on a Public Pry:
The Dancing Cebu Pacific Flight Attendant::
Mystery of Cute Chick's Name uncovered:



by: Spook



Video of the dancing FA's of Phil Based Airline Company Cebu Pacific went viral mere hours after the dance number was posted on YouTube and Facebook. That's mainly because the Local Airline Company known for it's up-beat marketing tactics and fun promos came up with a really catchy gimmick. .... That's on top of a gimmick that the local rival airline company's aging FA's probably couldn't pull. Or, maybe "Refuse to be Subjected to" is more like the pro-feminist kind of reasoning that's more humane. :)

(photo shown above is from batangastoday.com)

While there are mixed reactions to the said clip, I think publicity such as this one will still spike Cebu Pacific's Sales. Here's the FA Dance Number again (go grab a cold beer now, boys):



The question in every guy's mind after watching the above video clip are as follows:

a) What's the name of that cute chick at the front most, jigging up and down and round and round?
b) Do they serve beer during Happy Hour Flights?
c) Is there room for a few Poles in the plane?
d) What's the CUP SIZE of that cute chick at the front most, jigging up and down and round and round?

The answers to those questions comes after the "Read on" link below:




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The Cute FA Chick's name according to this and this websites is: Karen Tracy Vitug.

Below, Tracy has one of those shiny name tags with some really awesome club-cock-logo to vouch for her identity. :)












(above pic from batangastoday.com website)

Wait just a minute. ... That ain't no Club-Cock Logo! That's Cebu Pacific's logo on a shiny name tag. ... I better get have my eyes checked. ;)

As to the Answers to questions B to D:

b) They only serve alcohol during international flights and only in 1st Class
c) There is room for Poles but it's dangerous to have them on board. Just imagine how bad it would hurt if a gay hi-jacker gets his hands on one and uses it on you.
d) My best guess is, 34 B-cup

Now while some sectors are criticizing the number as demeaning to women, I say it's still a catchy way to get everyone's attention as to how to buckle and unbuckle belts, PULL-out those vests, and BLOW into those 3-inch pipes. ;) On top of it all, I think it's a good way to get the necessary marketing mileage.

But what about the "pussy-for-sale" the dancing clip is allegedly Screaming of? I don't think it screams of anything. FA's have been the subject of 'DIRTY Thoughts' from dirty minded people long before this gimmick came about. I think even the FA's themselves understand that such misjudgments comes hand-in-hand with being admired.

I also think "pussy-for-sale" is still a few notches better than screeching "pussy-por-Kilo" :)

-Spook


pics and info above are courtesy of BatangasToday.com

*you may email me the hot dancing videos of your shapely female relatives @: Spookclick@gmail.com