All in the Family

Laugh TRip (09/24/2010)
All in the Family








by: Ez



There certain Professionals in our lives who actually are more Personal Pals than they are Professionals. Good examples of such are Family Doctors, Hair Dressers/Beauticians/Barbers, the local Pharmacist, our Priest/Minister, and the old reliable Bartender at your local bar. Here's a joke a got from the Bartender of my local Pub.

Quite a good way to roll into Oktoberfest.

Here's to a fun weekend.

Cheers!,
Ez


All in the Family

A rich guy phones his Family Doctor:

"Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a man told the family
urologist on the phone.

The Doc was surprised having known the family for a long time
now, and he knows that the son was only 10 years old. Too young
to be exposed to STDs. Despite the shocking news, the doctor kept
his cool, stayed composed and professional. Investigating like a
good doctor he asked the man:

"How do you suspect he got it?"

The man replied:

"I'm not sure. But I think the only woman he's screwed is ... is ..
our Maid."

This was another shocking news for the doc for he has attended
a few family gatherings at the man's house and quite remembers
their maid to be pretty, curvaceous, and with long lean legs. She
was quite young too as he recalls. "No more than 20 yrs old"
he guessed all to himself.

Still, the doc remained calm and professional.

"Ok, don't be hard on your son. He's just a kid. Don't be so
hard on your maid too. She's just as much a kid." the medical
practioner soothed the troubled man over the phone.

"Get your son in here first thing tomorrow morning and I'll
take care of him. I'll also need a few extra minutes with him
once a week for sex education. Kids nowadays grow very fast and
we need to guide their growth properly. After I see your son tom,
we can take care of the maid's problem the next day." The doc
instructed the man.

"Thanks. But, Doc..." Cut the man. A hint of embarrassment now in
his voice. "I've been banging the maid too and... and, doc, I've
got the same symptoms he --- my son has." said the man now
whispering a bit.

This came off as a real shocker to the family doctor. For a few
seconds he couldn't react.

Not only did father and son contacted STD, they got it from their
maid, who they fuck and share. A maid who works for them, under
their own roof, supposedly under their supervision, and under the
nose of the wife/mother. This was fucked-up in so many ways.

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CONTINUED:


... After being momentarily taken aback, the doctor gathered himself
and proceeded with a doctor-ly yet very personal advice:

"Okay Harold (the man's first name), I need you to compose yourself,
take it easy on yourself, your son, and the maid. It's only 6pm. I
can go meet you at the hospital if you want in an hour. Bring your
Son Ben (the kid's name) with you. I'll fix you both up." Said the
doctor reassuringly.

"Thanks Doc. You are a real friend. Thanks a lot. Okay .. I'll take
Ben and we'll meet you at the hospital in an hour..." the man said
a bit toned down now.

"But ... there's just one problem left doc" the man added
" ... I ... Don't know how to tell you this doc. I think my wife now
has it too. I think I may have passed it on to her. Just this morning
she was complaining about paste-like yellowish to greenish sort of
discharges and has been somewhat in pain for the past day, and
her urine has kind of manifested ....."

Then the man was cut by the doctor's wild blow-up at the other end
of the phone line. Apparently, the cool and composed family doctor
wasn't able to contain himself any more. He went:

"Son of a Bitch!!! Fuck!..."

And before the line was fully disconnected the man heard one final
blow-up from the family doctor as he roared:

"Fucking Shit ...Now that means we've all got it!"


:)
Ez


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